Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Yay America!!

Another bald head.  Idk if this is even a man or a woman.  In any case, (s)he's feeding the bear.  Topless.  Shirtless?



He might be a girl.


The bear waits patiently with a little smirk and pink pads.  He must be a girl?


I hear a bear will eat just about anything.


And speaking of feeding the beast, this guy made an appearance into the outside world yesterday.  He was promptly fed some Fancy Feast.  It took mere nanoseconds for him/her to figure it out.


Afterwards, he had a nice refreshing beverage with the siblings.  There are 3, each one cuter than the next, and they are FREE people!! I will charge you ZERO dollars for them.


Spare me the lecture on spaying and neutering your pets.  This "FurMomi"(as in "I'm the REAL mommy and she's the Fur Mommy), this FurMomi is way to smart now to get in the trap.  She's been in it and isn't going back.  And she is not tame, as in, she will bite you if you try to pick her up.

Now you're all thinking the same thing, which is 'why didn't I take her to the vet when I caught her'???  Well, cats don't wear watches or look at calendars.  She got caught on a Friday evening.  Nobody was spaying and neutering that weekend.  So I couldn't just keep her in a trap until Monday morning.  So I let her out, never to return inside that thing.

Even though she's wild, I have a soft spot for her.  I've always left kibbles in the barn for her, and she seems appreciative.  My husband calls her a slut, but I told him that all her husbands have been overseas in the war.  War Heroes, all of them.

The one on the left, the little gray guy, that's Willie Boot's prote'ge'/long lost little brother-cousin.
If you have any ideas on how to entrap this FurMomi on a weekday between 9 am and 4 pm, by all means leave me a comment.  I believe it will need to involve erasing her brain of the memory of being in the trap.  I'm open to suggestions... this madness needs to stop.


This lives with my jewels.  I love it because its chunky and well-made.  Its got some heft to it.  The whole family took turns wearing it all weekend long.  Yay America!!

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